"I feel funny..."

Ammonium hydroxide, AKA "Pink Slime," used to suppress the inevitable Bovine Spongiform Encepalopathy prions, finally being removed from McDonald's "hamburgers;" Pepsi Cola just now eliminating 4-methylimidazole from their "special-recipe" caramel-coloring; Fukushima Daiichi radiation found all over North America, and continues to be emitted into atmosphere and ocean in large quantities; Monsanto's genetically-modified "Frankinseeds" escape, contaminate the neighboring farmers' fields. All brought to you courtesy of Private Enterprise, and all exacerbated by a lack of serious government regulation! "Erghh...I don't feel so good..."