Cry, Baby!

I am mystified as to why a prominently bronzed figure has stayed out of 2012's Republican Primary races. House Speaker John Boner could bring something wonderful to the process, namely a good, healthy weeping session. Not only is crying good for the eyeballs, it can be a terrific emotional catharsis, as Mr. Boner knows. Why is Johnny so sentimental? Maybe 'cause his family owns, operates, and no doubt drinks extensively at that "just plain folks" Ohio tavern. Either way, we need a sensitive man to run for the world's most powerful office. Go Boner, GO! The nation would surely stand erect for your benefit!