Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Turkey!

I'm going to have a good Thanksgiving for one reason and one reason only: I enjoy "Pigging Out." I am a binge glutton, and I intend to partake of the numerous opportunities to get disgustingly full of food. Otherwise, it's a loathsome holiday which I would never "celebrate." If it weren't for how much I love November and its crisp, clear (and well above-average temperature this year) weather, I think I might become clinically depressed for the entire day.

Gridlock

Stupor-Committee's failure to reach an agreement got you down? Don't worry too much about the resulting nose-dive on global stock markets. It's all an inevitable consequence of living through the End of the North American Empire. Personally, it's been several months since I suffered from the irritating delusion that I can change things for the better. Time to learn Mandarin, and remember that sometimes you just gotta "let it go."

Monday, November 21, 2011

Great turnout Saturday for the "Recall Walker Kickoff Rally" on Capitol Square, Madison WI. Reminiscent of the humongous demos back in February and March. Not sure how many were in attendance, but various local sources estimated 40,000. I've also heard in the mainstream media news that the "Recall Scott Walker" forces had already gathered more than 105,000 signatures, even before the Weekend's big event! Despite all the RepubliCONs' dirty tricks, it's hard to envision how the recall process will not be initiated come January. Now we just need a viable Democratic candidate, with statewide appeal!
I sure hope Russ Feingold changes his mind and jumps into the race. We need him, and the simple fact he wants his life back after 18 long years in the senate is no excuse for him to stay out of it, LOL!

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Happy Veteran's Day!

It is, how shall I put it, distressing. The loss of millions of "foreign" lives fails to make them indignant. The permanent mutilation of children by napalm and white phosphorous goes eternally unnoticed. The destruction of entire cities in multiple firestorms, atomic and/or conventional, fails to elicit as much as a "tsk tsk." The unspeakable environmental damage, not just to humans, but to the very flora and fauna doesn't even provoke a simple shrug of the shoulders. But they'll actually riot if their favorite football coach gets sacked for cause!

Goddamn the Hypochristians!

What OUTRAGE will Christian criminals commit next? We've already heard about the Jesus administration shipping weapons to the Satan Regime in Fort Smith Arkansas. Now it turns out God has been passing laws making the death penalty mandatory for certain crimes, as long as those sentences are carried out in his Holey name. Have I told you yet on a sunny Sunday how much a I HATE these people, these rancid HypoChristians! Jesus Christ almighty! Anyway, just foolin' around here; I don't mind one bit if these credulous types wanna worship a nice Jewish boy!

Raising Cain

Did you hear Herman Cain the other day, commenting in the wake of the sexual harrassment charges leveled against him by no less than five women? "I have NEVER done ANYTHING inappropriate in my life." Wow, we need to re-name him "Saint Herman." Hell, I'd never make such an across-the-board, obviously false statement! I surely DID lie to my teachers, starting in Kindergarten!