Raising Cain

Did you hear Herman Cain the other day, commenting in the wake of the sexual harrassment charges leveled against him by no less than five women? "I have NEVER done ANYTHING inappropriate in my life." Wow, we need to re-name him "Saint Herman." Hell, I'd never make such an across-the-board, obviously false statement! I surely DID lie to my teachers, starting in Kindergarten!