Goddamn the Hypochristians!

What OUTRAGE will Christian criminals commit next? We've already heard about the Jesus administration shipping weapons to the Satan Regime in Fort Smith Arkansas. Now it turns out God has been passing laws making the death penalty mandatory for certain crimes, as long as those sentences are carried out in his Holey name. Have I told you yet on a sunny Sunday how much a I HATE these people, these rancid HypoChristians! Jesus Christ almighty! Anyway, just foolin' around here; I don't mind one bit if these credulous types wanna worship a nice Jewish boy!