Turkey!

I'm going to have a good Thanksgiving for one reason and one reason only: I enjoy "Pigging Out." I am a binge glutton, and I intend to partake of the numerous opportunities to get disgustingly full of food. Otherwise, it's a loathsome holiday which I would never "celebrate." If it weren't for how much I love November and its crisp, clear (and well above-average temperature this year) weather, I think I might become clinically depressed for the entire day.