Hurrah! The Packers LOST!!!!

I am ecstatic the Groin Spray Packers LOST on Sunday. I am sick to the point of nausea seeing the Packer-backers' every whim being catered to on our local "News," where non-stories about the green and gold lead the coverage every sad and sickening game day. I got news for you, boob-toobers: That AIN'T real news. So I'm thrilled that people who claim to have a functional mind had their hopes dashed by Seattle - people who have no greater concern than whether "our" steroid-addled jocks should prevail deserve the sour, not the sweet. Though to be consistent about this - if I lived in Miami, I'd love it every time the Dull-fins lost. If I were a Chicagoan, I'd roar at every defeat suffered by the UNBEARABLE Bears. Football is just an excuse for the ignorant to get their testosterone or estrogen keyed up - I fervently hope those hormones spurt up, up, up into the air, and come crashing down HARD, every single time. I only regret that there has to be a "victor" at all, in every pathetic contest of mass imbecility. Fuck football, and GodDAMN the WILLFULLY IGNORANT people who know nothing worth repeating.