Repent and revise!

Here's more proof, on Meat-avoiding, Fish Fanatic Friday, that the Christers of this world simply can't get ANYTHING about the life of Mr. Christ RIGHT. 1. Political affiliation: Socialist, NOT an admirer of what's come to be known as the Free Market. Remember that little episode in the Temple, where Mr. Christ kicked mercantile ASS? 2. Racial Identity: Ethiopian, NOT a fair-haired, fair-skinned Little (Lutheran) Boy Blue! 3. Religious affinity: Jewish. And Mr. Christ was not a "Jew For Jesus." He was far too modest for anything of the sort. 4. Sexual orientation: He swung both ways. Who could ignore all that kissing that went on between Mr. Christ and his merry, fairy disciples? 5. Astrological sign: PISCES. NOT Capricorn. What the hell, er, heck do you think "Ichthys," New Testament Greek for "Fish," stands for anyway? And last but certainly not least, 6. Gender: Ms. Christ was a WOMAN. Oops, scratch that. His mother in Heaven, otherwise known as GOD, was a female. So get down on your ever-lovin' knees and PRAISE her, from whom all blessings flow! Jesus People: Get it straight. Before it's too late. FOR THE END IS NIGH!