CEAMBPEC

If my only "Viable Choice" in 2016 would be to vote for Hillary Clinton, I shall climb to the top of a 57,000 foot mountain and rain down enough molotov cocktails to burn down the entire planet. If that appears just a TAD too punitive, I do have an alternate strategy in mind. I shall FORCE the entire human race to drink Geritol at Happy Hour. It's not that Hillary's hard to like - she's impossible to like! I'm not buying this bit about a "Kinder, Gentler, Hillary." She's about as kind and gentle as a scorpion's bite on the testicles. Vote for Bernie Sanders or face complete annihilation, you feeble-minded nation. This message brought to you by The Committee To Eradicate All Memories of Previous Bad Electoral Choices (CEAMPBEC). We shall ATONE!