"....Trigger Happy... Trigger Happy USA!" -Weird Al Yankovich

Welcome to America, where there IS a fool-proof way not to get shot by psychopathic mass shooters, who need emergency anger management to deal with their murderous, suicidal proclivities. Just AVOID the following places: 1. Elementary, middle and high schools 2. College campuses 3. Shopping Malls 4. Grocery stores 5. Churches & other places of worship 6. Auto dealerships 7. Playgrounds 8. Public lands open for deer-hunting season 9. Beauty parlors 10. Nail salons 11. All-you-can-eat buffets 12. Post offices 13. Military bases 14. Gun shows 15. Countries occupied by USA, like Afghanistan. Yes, it's true, I'm a former deer and small game hunter, so I know whereof I speak. And I support "Jews For The Preservation Of Firearms Ownership." But things in USA have gotten BEYOND sick, sick, sick. And it's making me feel SICK. But NO, not THAT kind of sick. Never. http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/howard/columbia/bs-md-columbia-mall-shooting-20140125,0,967893.story