Doe Het Licht Uit!

Remember to clap your hands - don't let them clap you! That would be even worse than the tail wagging the dog. Never forget what matters most in a man's life - spectacles, testicles, wallet & watch. Though not necessarily in that order. And the formula is surely slightly different for women. Have an ICE day today; as if you could avoid it. Sleep well tonight; the CIA drone hovers above, silently affording maximum protection. If you haven't done anything wrong, you have nothing to fear! Life is great, life is good, even if it's made of wood. Just like the billions of tailor's dummies that claim to animate our ailing planet. The Genus Homo Sapiens, of course. Finally, when your done, close the door en doe het licht uit!