Subliminal Sexploitation

"Hey KENT, you TWIT: haven't I told you SIX times it's a dirty TRICK to SNATCH words off the DOCK, words that closely resemble various subliminal trigger words, differing perhaps by only one or two letters? You know, words used by several economically important SECTS?" "FORK off," he replied, "you and your CLUCK POSSE have gone too FUR this time. If I need to sell more soda online, I can be as FICKLE as I want with every TWEET. Might even play something erotic on my alto SAX." ("Drink Mountain Dew, Drink Mountain Dew...." "After all, there's no DEARTH of bon mots - the White SOX may even win the Series this year." ("Drink more beer, Drink more beer...") COME on, take it EASY. This underhanded technique has been used by Ad FOLK for several DICK-Aids, now, and how! Backwards tracking, post-hypnotic FRACKing, Mad Media CONTent. So don't be SUCK a DINK - take a refreshing drink!" "Well, lots of LUCK with your psycho nip-TUCK! ("Watch 'Cash Cab,' Watch 'Cash Cab,' Watch..." Remember, you can never get enough of that embedded MUFF. Add the odd PHUCK for extra PLUCK. ("INSERT here, don't be queer, INSERT here...") "Very PENETRATING ANALysis, to be sure, utilizing such a devious lure." ("Drive a Chevy, Buy a Bevy, Drive a Chevy, Buy a Bevy...") "HIT me with your best SHOT, fire away! Don't delay - don't be a CHUMP - take that big JUMP. Get off your RUMP, today! No need to be upTIGHT - DIG into one for dinner tonight! Now's the time to work off being a major JERKOFF. ("View 700 Club, at the pub. It's not odd - Believe in God!") http://books.google.com/books?id=B4dfAAAACAAJ&dq=subliminal+seduction&hl=en&sa=X&ei=-B0RUtyoMcrx2AXG_4FY&ved=0CDgQ6AEwAA