Air Raid Extra Dry for Ronald McDonald

During the past 45 years, I’ve been intensively, “personally” indoctrinated into the most cynical brainwashing scheme ever conceived by Big Advertising – and that’s only what I can consciously recollect. Yet in the final analysis, gauging skeptically as I do the campaign’s penultimate results, my teeth aren’t as shiny as "Madison Avenue’s" frenetic come-ons suggest they should be. Who among YOU can sincerely claim YOUR whites are as white as inhumanly possible!? Have you ever REALLY purchased the softest roll of toilet paper to ever be extruded from a mill? Has Body Odor been utterly vanquished, as we ALL understandably, passionately desire? If North Americans are so squeaky clean as their hearts and minds demand, why do they continue the forlorn obsession with how they smell!? I’m inclined to think that by now we’d have WON the glorious victory over all manner of unpleasant aromas. Billions have been spent in this tireless effort. I certainly sympathize with the obvious imperative to shower daily – but why then the overstated need to apply anti perspirant? Just what is there left to blot out!? Then there’s that tragic indignity of persistent acid reflux. I don’t know about YOU all, but I want MY money back! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K722Mer0ow