Media Seduction

"Clip this coupon, Spread Grey Poupon!" "Artie, did you see THAT?" "I SAW it, Bob!" "You're definitely the man who ALMOST thought for himself!" ("There's no need at all to PANIC- Now's the time to eat Organic! ") "Do you think the war will begin tonight? I gotta say - that's Outta Sight!" "Tomorrow would be good enough - please be patient - I know it's tough!" ("Eat Doritos - KILL Mosquitoes... Eat Doritos... KILL... KILL...KILL!") "Did you hear!? Kim Kardashian BUSTED out! It's really TRENDing, dramatically. UpENDing the HOLE World Wide Web." ("Click here, Click here... Drink Blotz Beer, Drink BLOTZ...") "Don't TOUCH that remote - 'Facelift The Nation' is COMEing Right UP! BUTT first, these massages." "...Americans love their dogs, That's SLEAZY to FINGER out - they spend almost $40 billion per year on pet food..." ("It's not illegal to love your Beagle! It's not illegal...") "Click! PIC! Bing! BANG! IN! OUT! All ABOUT! BOOM! Doom! Breath! DEATH! Here, there and Everywhere!" "Isn't it long past the WHEN we needed to comprehend the inner workings of our Culture World?" "What the HELL are you talking about, Artie?" "Oh, sorry Bob; I must have had a brain-sprain." ("You're a Clown, if you turn us Down... You're a CLOWN... so have a HEARTY night out on the Town!") ."...I'll WAIT, till your love COMES down - I'm aiming straight for the BALLS! No way you can stop me NOW - as FINE as you Are!!!" ("Tastes Great! Less Filling! Tastes Great! Less...") "RUB it, don't FLUB it, Artie! "Aggh, Bob - you're such a SLOB." There hadn't been a single SOLITARY night Bob didn't ride that Radio-Ear-Phonic highway down to sleep, not for the PISSED three years. Surprised? Ya shouldn't be! http://books.google.com/books?id=5docQQAACAAJ&dq=media+sexploitation&hl=en&sa=X&ei=fCgRUu2gFYnF2wWp04Aw&ved=0CDAQ6wEwAA