What I love about America

What I LOVE about Amerika and Amerikans? We're TENACIOUS about achieving our GOALS. We don't stop until the Whole Shithouse goes up in FLAMES. So, even though these methods from 1967 were rather crude, rudimentary and quaint, we Amerikans continue to EVOLVE. We're WAY past depositing little GIFTS, Santa Claus-style, consisting of a little soap and gasoline, or NAPALM. Nowadays, DEPLETED URANIUM gets the LITTLE PEOPLE much HIGHER, and brings HEARTS and MINDS over to OUR SIDE, the RIGHT SIDE! We Amerikans love TECHNOLOGY, and will stop at nothing until we have evolved beyond the status of mere mortals. Our Men and Women in uniform play GOD every single day, sending hundreds of thousands - even MILLIONS - of bewildered SOULS to a BETTER WORLD. It's interesting when human beings are, in the stroke of an instant, transmuted into RED MIST! So thank the vigilant PILOTS, soaring majestically in OUR Wild Blue Yonder, EVERYWHERE and ALWAYS. The intrepid UEBERMENSCHEN of the United States Air Force keep us SAFE, while simultaneously displaying their bravery to the entire WORLD. Yes, Our SCREAMING EAGLES are COMPLETELY FEARLESS - from 35,000 feet above the COLLATERAL DAMAGE inflicted. US FOREIGN POLICY IS A B*MB! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY02BGxy4xM