I'd like a lemon-flavored preemptive swab!

You are presumed guilty if ever arrested for a serious offense. Go ahead, swab me down, Supremes! I don't mind relinquishing what little freedom I had - I never used it enough, anyway. And who'd have ever guessed Antonin Scalia had any qualms about preemptive DNA testing? It's a wonderful world, this Maximum Security Utopia of ours! http://www2.bloomberglaw.com/public/desktop/document/Maryland_v_King_No_12207_2013_BL_143974_US_June_03_2013_Court_Opi