SURPRISE SUPREME! Scott Walker has thrown its hat into the ring

How 'bout those Brewers! How 'bout that Gub'ner Walker! Can't comment expertly, to say nothing of expatriately (not yet, anyhow) about the our state's major league LOSERS, recently transformed into a major league phenom, but.... As for Scotty Boy, isn't it an historical oddity - nah, historical obscenity is a better term - to realize he would be the first EVER president from our ripped and ruined state? Some testimonial to the intelligence of nearly half the purported Cheesehead electorate who repeatedly voted for the sorry oligarchical figurehead, and gawd help US all if a notable minority (bare majority?) of eligible Americanoids actually elevate this eminently presidential, plasticized political mandroid to the executive, ahem, function.