A fancy free floozy and a womanizing schmuck

I admit I'm not the mildest commentator around here. But then again, fuzzy-wuzzy little kitty cats and cutesy-wootsie puppies get MORE than enough play on Farcebook, day after furry day. It's the Human Condition that captivates me - and we all know how distressing that condition really is. I dare each and every one of youse, regardless of your race, your gender, your colour or your creed - to get MORE CONTROVERSIAL. No doubt most are skittish, but the rewards are exquisite. I deeply admire any womanizing schmuck or fancy-free floozy who displays a particularly militant and uncompromising attitude. Those who are not actually employed in some horrible job at which their every key-stroke is monitored ought to get seriously contentious. Extremism in the defense of cage-rattling is no vice, and mass complacency is no virtue!