Money Talks!

Hello, I'm a hundred dollar bill. I got RIGHTS, ya know! Foremost among my rights is the right to freedom of speech, and expression. Oh, and to peaceably assemble to redress any number of grievances against the government, which I do every day by remaining in circulation. But getting back to the matter of speech, specifically, I have the UNLIMITED right to speak up VOCIFEROUSLY in support of the candidates of my choice, be they Democratic or Republican. I'm a human being too, and my feelings are deeply injured when mere PEOPLE try to restrict my influence. I'm just like anyone else; I receive just as much representation as I can afford to purchase. DON'T BOX ME IN. Don't put me in a gilded cage! I get around, here, there and everywhere, and I have a helluva lot to say. And I got a warning for the Supine Court, in case they EVER get the wrong idea: You folks in black robes BETTER keep outta my way, if ya know what's good for ya! Money Talks! Just in time for next November's midterms! http://www.politico.com/story/2014/04/supreme-court-campaign-donations-limit-105284.html