Concrete and landfills fill my heart with joy.

What's so damn GREAT about these five puddles anyway!? Superior, Michigan, Huron, Erie, Ontario.... so what? If we filled 'em in with urban garbage, then paved 'em over, it would provide the real estate community with thousands of square miles of prime development land. Nowadays, we can desalinate the oceans and pipe 'em this-a-way, so there's no more need for bodies of "fresh water." And let's frikkin' Frack the forkin' farmland till we can't furtively frolick there no more. Trees? Who needs 'em!? President Reagan taught us they pollute the air with CO2, and just clutter up the view of the big buildings downtown. Meadowlands? Just a kind of highly-evolved swamp, really. Fertile fields? Smell too much like decaying leaves - much better to cover 'em up with little boxes, little boxes, far as the eye can see. Then apply the pesticides, toute suite! As far as the Arctic's Tundra goes, I can't wait till more of it melts away so we can more easily build a four-lane highway to Barrow, Alaska. The Countryside is annoying, and the Great White North will look much better when it's all stained a delightful shade of brown. I really, truly hate "Nature," and that should be the attitude of each and every patriotic Americorn. Got a minute? Go to the Mall! http://www.michiganradio.org/post/us-house-bill-will-cut-great-lakes-restoration-initiative-funding-80