Two possibilities

1. Jesus is risen. That's because he is the bread we eat, which had a healthy dose of yeast added before the baker placed it in the oven. But really, what a bunch of childish horseshit. I hate the Christian "religion," and that goes DOUBLE for all its morbid, depressing "Holy Days." 2. Easter? That's when Jesus rolls the boulder out from in front of the cave door. And if he sees his shadow, we get six more weeks of Winter!