In The Beginning Was The Word

The WORD is Heard. The Christian Store in Madison, on South Park St., right by St. Mary's Hospital, is going out of business. Hurry, hurry, everything must go! Don't delay, get your Salvation Today! It's all a kind of Bum Rush to the Final Judgment. Crash the Jesus Party, Marty! Get your God on, Ron! It's not about Babel, it's in the Bible! Have a good Time in Heaven Sublime! You can live Forever in an Earthly Paradise! Afterward eat your Pie in the Sky; Ain't that NICE? Don't think TWICE: Buy your Spaniel a Votive Candle! Practice Charity, Mr. Gerrity! Make this Sunday a big fat Fun-day! HE died for us, to drain our pus. Hop right on that Sacred Bus! To have your Sins forgiven is a MUST! Genuflect, Don't Reflect! The Hour is Late - Transubstantiate. Follow our Lord in all manner Great! HIS Adam's Apple exhorts Thee to Chapel. Be left Not in Sinner's Lurch - go forthwith unto Thy Church! Pray tell, dost thou lean Rome's Way? Bid thy Death Squad Pope, Good Day! Holy Moly, I caught the Glow: I do wail plaintive - how mine piety doth Grow! Thump the Good Book and have a Long Look. Remember, Christ gets all the discounts - He is Heaven's Thrift Shop Viscount! (God's Wounds!)