Sonny and Cher

I hate "Amerika" because it is the least interesting of Franz Kafka's three novels. Just kidding. My favorite is The Castle, then The Trial and Amerika comes in third. Just didn't have quite the level of curious explicitness (Thomas Mann's description) of the first two. Oh, America? I love the guy who rode his lawnmower from Anderson Indiana to Green River Wyoming, but I hated Amber and Jason when they ate Denibian Slime Worms on "Fear Factor." I love the guy who shot his TV set because Bristol Palin sucked on "Dancing With The Stars," but I hate the two young Cops who intercepted Bob Dylan when he was strolling down the street in suburban Long Island; those policemen, probably born after I was already 25, took Bob to the station-house, 'cause he "looked suspicious" and they didn't know who the hell he was! I hated Sonny and Cher, but love Milky Way bars. I hate Hillary Clinton, but thought Chelsea ran an admirable campaign. I love the rich taste, it's the Mountain Dew I can dew without, and last weekend I picked a terrible time to quit amphetamines: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmW-ScmGRMA