Jesus was a nice JEWISH Boy

I've been meaning to be fair about all this anti-religion rant and rave I've been promulgating. So it's time to go after Judaism. Now, I need to be careful, given the notorious historical fact of Anti-Semitism. Don't want to get tagged as a self-hating Jew. Even though it's only my NAME, not ME, who is Jewish. Hey, there's a place to begin right there - my mama ain't Jewish, but my papa is, yet I'm a sheggitz! I'm goddamn Goyim, even though Grandpa and Grandma were respectable, if not devout, Jewish Folk. So I feel rejected, Wah! Well, I've got the solution: I despise the Hebrews who penned Old Testament, and here's why: Any group of MEN who could write such a phony, primitive, sick, sadistic, genocidal, perverted book as the Old Testament sure as fork cannot be "All Good." On the other hand, if you examine the New Testament, it would appear that the morbidly-fixated Jews who wrote that compendium of fables must have been.... masochists. "Get me down off that cross, PLEASE!"