Concerning travels to post industrial wastelands. For and English friend.

I will definitely try to expand upon this. Meanwhile, you are exclusively invited to fly to Detroit International Airport, where I'll meet you near the duty-free shop. We'll ride the suburban transit bus to a point near Detroit's city limits, split the price of a clean but inexpensive room with two beds, and get some rest. Next morning bright and early, we'll head Downtown, where we'll combine your artisitc ability with my statistical skills, or versa-vicea. We'll conduct important sociological research. We'll interview Detroit residents on such questions as: "How does it feel to not only be "down-sized" and disenfranchised PERSONALLY, but on a vast, municipal level as well?"; "Does it usually take the Detroit Fire Department half an hour or an entire hour to respond to a 911 (999) call, or do they never arrive at all as the house next door burns to the ground?"; "Do you pity General Motors' billionaire CEO?" Oops, I forgot, I was the one who first asked you to be my FB friend, so I owe you a trip to the UK first. After my arrival at Heathrow, I'll meet you at the International Terminal. We'll rest up a bit, then we'll travel to Glasgow...:)