Sunday, May 27, 2012

On this HELL of a Memorial day, I've been thinking about the millions of Republican and Repub-leaning young people one finds - to ones consternation - in the USA. There's something just plain WRONG about young people being Repubs, let alone being Tea Baggers. Trust me, your youth is precious; in physical terms, you don't want it sagging prematurely, as happens to everyone who passes that indefinite age of, well... "commencing to sagging." Do you kids want to look like Ronald Reagan or Margaret Thatcher, or, worst of all, Ron Paul, well before your time is due? Millions already sound like them! Mentally and emotionally, you should be enjoying these years - but how can you when you emulate the likes of George Will? I reiterate, there is a biological imperative for you to hold fast to your youth, for all its worth. Newsflash: Ronald Reagan was notoriously IMPOTENT! Is that COOL? Try to stay in a youthful mindset; pretty soon, it'll be too late anyway. Really, those old, mostly White, Male S.O.B.'s in Congress, Silicon Valley AND Wall Street DON'T have your best interests at heart. Facebook's stock option scam should have keyed you into that regrettable fact!

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