Barack Obama's conscience is bothering him - it's a tough break to have to play God. The wrathful, genocidal God of the Old Testament, that is. All the aerial drone strikes Obama's authorized have made him increasingly pensive. Obama's a very intelligent, perceptive fellow, so resolving when and where it's ethically acceptable to grease a few innocent, hapless peasant families really gets on the president's nerves. Word is, Barack Obama has been smoking three extra cigarettes daily, in order to handle the increased tension. Come on now, Mr. President: you know what they say about omelettes! A few "eggs" will regrettably have to be broken, to "Get the Bad Guys," in our most typical, comic book American style! http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/29/world/obamas-leadership-in-war-on-al-qaeda.html?_r=2&ref=world