Yo, Luigi!

Hey YOU! That's right, I'm talkin' 'bout YOU, you dour, taciturn, recalcitrant don't-say-hello-to-your-OWN-friends when-you-see-them-on-the-street, Cheeseheaded, Meatheaded, Beer-swilling, apparently sanctimonious (but probably just massively insecure) Madisonian! You know who you are. Well, I've got New York City in MY veins, and Jewish NYC at THAT. So if you don't like my volubility, my versatility, my eccentricity, my plain-spokenness and lack of properly biting my toenatils over possible indiscretions from two years ago, feel free to unfriend me, ANYTIME. And don't forget to WORSHIP yer Goddamn Green Bay Packers... er Milwaukee Brewers. Thank Gawd it's MOFO Friday!!!