Mutt Romney

Better Barry O'Bomber in November, even, than ANY of those Retrograde Republican Rectal Rejects! At least Obama, the cool, collected "Vulcan," isn't a genuine psychopath, like every single GOP candidate. Actually, though, Mitt Romney may not be certifiably INSANE... But he tortures dogs, likes to fire workers and believes Corporations are People. Small wonder; if I had a $250 million fortune, acquired during my corporate raider days, I'd probably support the bizarre concept of Corporate Personhood, too. But I'm writing-in Bernie Sanders, if no better candidate appears between now and election day.