IT

Some people say "Keep it simple stupid." I agree with the basic sentiment, but IT won't allow that. IT's inconceivably complex. Subjected to intensive analysis, IT renders billions of split hairs. IT contains over 4 million separate parts, including at least 60,000 subsystems. No single being can master IT's intricacy, so why insist that is the goal of our diabolically conceived education? IT's so extremely sophisticated, one would need at least several average human lifespans to solve the problem. And IT only grows more elaborate every day!