Do you remember these dreadful tunes from 1971?

"I beg your pardon - I never promised you a rose garden...." "Where's your mama gone, little BABY boy? Little baby BOY...." "Raindrops keep fallin' on my head.... "The candy man can, 'cause he mixes it with sand, and makes the world taste bland...." The last one I modified myself. It's strange to think I'll have all this musical rubbish from forty years ago in my mind until the day I die....