"Where's my Meals on Wheels?"

I suppose I've seen everything now! Will Barack Obama actually Roll Over And Die for the likes of John Boner, Eric Cantor, Mitch McConnell? Nothing along those lines would surprise me now, here in post-Sequester Amerika. That terrible Sequester, the one that Obama has notably contributed to, with his ceaseless concessions every time Congressional Repubs roll out their chopping block! Still, what the fork just happened? I admit I took a while off of Farcebook, and was kind of away from the bulk of the digital news. Especially after learning Mark Zuckerberg has a new PAC that supports a bunch of bad things, including the Keystone XL Pipeline. I must be dreaming. I mean, Benghazi? Might as well dredge up Teapot Dome, for all that. Hell, at least THAT was a REAL scandal! And remember, RepublicCONs like Darrell Issa and Jason Chaffetz were the ones who cut the State Department's security budget! It's all a big set-up, apparently - Obama appears to be some kind of a "plant," a right-wing operative in Dem's clothing called upon to "take a fall." Even Jimmy Carter fought harder to maintain his pathetic sinecure! OK, this is just too disgusting to watch, and I'll shut up, but not before asking: Did you notice how many more grey hairs Obama seems to have got on his somewhat pointy head just within the last few weeks? "DUDE, what happened to my Meals on Wheels!?!"