Fearsome Freitag; I would like this but I hate it. I LOVE it.

Today is a haughty GRIM and DIM, with much GLOOM and DOOM. A floundered Fiend's reeking Redoubt, made impossible by Din and Sin. In Cheapskate Marshes, our Laddy of the mean and lean, Ultra-Gothic Wisconsin. I rode a reedy ride out to Goodland County Part; everythang was so untoward it was as a trip to Alucard's Castle of the High Carpathians. Then I stooped into my favorite Jesus Store, but it was closed for the up-and-coming Apo-Calypso Festival. So allow me to share with all and sundry my Motto in the Grotto: Welcome to the Sourpuss Memorial Library Theme Park, home to the Super-Dooper-Long-Faced Lesbian Thespian. Or, as Judas Priest would have it, "Any Port-a-Potty in a Shitstorm!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e8TGVMYfxk