Happy Valentine's Day!

In anticipation of Valentine's Day: I wuv you, I wuv you, I WILLY wuv...YOU! Lovey Dovey - Honey Bunny - Kissy Kissy - Icky Sicky - Moochy moo-moo. Beware Valentine's Day hard candy will rot your teeth like no other. That's why I LOVE my Chocolates... UNSWEETENED! Yummy Wummy - Cute lil' Puppy - makes me throw-UPPY! Cuddly Kitten, hand-knit mitten. Happy-happy Valentine's Day! Won't you be my Valentine!?! Arrgh.. how's that for sheer, unadulterated hatefulness? I even (Especially) hate warm, fun, romantic Valentines's Day. P.S.: Apologies to anyone whose birthday happens to fall on February 14th. You have my deepest sympathy.