I am the NRA

I'm the NRA and it's true: Rocket launchers don't kill people, people kill people! Gosh darn it, if I want a .50 caliber machine gun for Kristmas, that's nobody's business but my own, and Santa Claus BETTER oblige me! And yer darn tootin' - I NEED my vintage WW2 howitzer to keep the US Gub'mint at bay. With my arsenal, I should have no problem fending off their F-16s, Nuclear-tipped long-range missiles, napalm, depleted uranium and all the rest of their toys. Vote Republican! (I'm joking, BTW.) http://www.jsonline.com/business/background-check-requests-for-gun-purchases-up-60-sa85thi-184953111.html