Albuquerque

And now, perhaps, by way of COMCAST, I'd like to draw a little CONTRAST: Place side by side, Desert and Great Lake - The former one is just an out-take. Milwaukee's on a gorgeous Bay - While Phoenix makes me shout: "Oy Vey!" Just take a look at Albuquerque - from Mountain tops its air looks Murky. Its outskirts? Much worse than Beef Jerky - have all the charm of frozen Turkey. One Garish, Foul and Ugly "City" - so hot, and nasty; dusty, GRITTY. The Hanta Virus lurks in their Pests - A perfect place to build their Nests. It's mostly just an endless SPRAWL - one vast and MONSTERous Strip Mall! While Beer-Town's full of monuments - The Sun Belt under Sun's glare SWELTS. Oh, yes it's true the Old Town there - has minor charms that make one stare. So while it's true I should take pity - To me their town seems all-ways Shitty. NM's no place to raise a daughter - for pretty soon they'll have NO WATER. So if I'm forced to choose or pick - I'd say SouthWest is very SICK.