"From Tea-Partei-Reichs-Journal.com:
US Communist Party General Sekretary Boris Obamavich was in Barfpail Iowa today, implementing his ruthless forced collectivization program on hapless Blorchson County farmers. Comrade Obamavich then journeyed to Des Moines, where he poisonally disconnected feeding tubes from seven terminally-ill grandmothers at People's General Hospital. Amdist the terrified shrieks of communalized family members, Obamavich was heard to utter bizarre, rambling and mumbledy-peg comments extolling the virtues of 'Superfluous Humanity Panels.' Afterwards Tovarisch Obamavich and his Mobile Texting Central Committee crossed the New Volga River into the Federated Socialist Republic of Illinois, where, somewhere in the vicinity of West Leningrad, Obamavich personally molested and axe-murdered fourteen Republicans, two goats and a chicken."
So I was indeed prompted to wonder when this monstrous Stalinist Obamavich will finally be purged from our ranks. We DO need to stop the creeping Socialization of Amerika before it's too late! Also, from yesterday:
"Pravda Today columnist Greg Gorbachov caught up with Trudy Trotsky and her anti-husband Comrade Craig Khrushchev as they stood next to the 'Krazy Kremlin' ride at Evil Empire Theme Park in nearby Moscow Heights. The couple weighed in: 'Worse part of entire sordid affair, dear comrades, is Obamavich not even true, patriotic citizen of esteemed homeland. He born outside of USSA (United Soviet States of America.) Obamavich hail from Bourgeois Bulgaria. How we can trust Boris Obamavich secure future socialist paradise? Nothing but revisionist running dog imperialist, if not worst!!!'"
(Saw a picture of a Tea Bagger carrying sign with photo of Obama reading: "Socialism; it's not a joke." I beg to differ.)
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