Sunday, October 4, 2009

Iggy Me

Iggy me, cut to commercial, talk to your fellows about the Cat that Ate Danish Modern. If you're a "Christian," prepare for the return of Christ; he plans to kick down your door at 4:00 Sunday morning. He is going to kick your very hypocritical hand-covering ass, hard! If you're "Muslim" (I better take a relatively moderate tone here - for some ... incomprehensible reason I value my "life") I only hope you are practicing the Zakat dictated to you by the Quran. If you're "Buddhist," meditate on this, you purveyors of escapist panaceas. If you're into the child's game played by grown men called football, pay for your own goddamn Roman Coliseum. Panem et Circencis! Well, like I said to you "don't give a shits" before, ignore me, cut to commercial, IGGY, IGGY, Iggy Pop, who said "I'll give you television, I'll give you eyes of blue, I'll give you men who want to rule the world!"

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