Vs. Repubs & Blue Dogs, Autumn 2008. Still valid!

It took me a while to locate this pre-eminent, prurient profane protestation from the last presidential election cycle:


This is for all the heedless, brainless maniacs who fell for the repubnican-democrap line about WMD's in Iraq. You pugnacious, pernicious, pugilistic pukes have displayed a surprising bit of touching concern for the recent recipients of American largess, generously distributed as it has been of late by the War Secretary's F-16's and B-52's. I just heared those nattering nabobs on the News Hour deliver a short blip about Robert Gates crying crocodile tears over ninety "accidental" victims of US bombing in Afghanistan. Also reported in the Buffalo News and elsewhere: http://www.buffalonews.com/260/story/441630.html Such protestations of remorse bring to mind the wise old saying: "The butcher with the sharpest knife has the warmest heart." You know, it hardly suffices that charnel-house operators like Gates have been the absolute ruin of Afghanistan and Iraq, those two unfortunate countries that were already so widely ruined before the latest US interventions. It seems increasingly certain these days that the mindless, gung-ho automatons have graduated to bigger and better things. They've done far more than their share of destroying the good old USA, that insecure homeland of ours they claim to love so interminably.

Got a little problem of collapsing infrastructure, the I-35 bridge in Minneapolis fell down? Solution: Flush another $130 for perpetual slaughter in Iraq down the national sewer pipe! Galveston wiped off the map, Houston torn to shreds and SE Texas without power for as long as a month? Solution: Waste yet more billions on idiotic interventions in Afghanistan, maybe even Pakistan. BTW, it just won't do to ignore Pakistan's nuclear arsenal while engaging in those daring, demented, demonic cross-border raids. Not too smart, going along for the ride on this score, Obama! Lehman Bros. and AIG gone under, and the Dow drops about 900 points in a couple days? Solution: Well, how about more tax breaks for the richest 2% of Americans! McCain, you really ARE insane. And your PTSD clearly disqualifies you for executive office. Sweet Jesus, why don't you shoot the entire wad, you FOOLS! The fiscally treasonous bastards in the White House and Congress bestow a calmitous and ubiquitous war of terror upon us all that will likely cost at least $3 trillion before it's done, if indeed it ever DOES end. And while I'm extremely "grateful" to the Chinese banks for their indulgence thus far in financing this genocidal spectacle, the bill is finally coming due. The fit has most definitely hit the shan. I don't think for one damn minute the present economic mayhem on Wall Street and Main Street is unrelated to America's latest seven-year shopping spree of death.

So Fuck you very much, you meatheaded, moronic, militaristic morons of mass mendacity. You beligerent bone-breaking bozos and your chicken-hawk overlords have finally succeeded in the grotesque goal of destroying these, "my" United States! Yes, I do have a penchant for understatement, but a reserved tone must be employed in order that the rectally-oriented retrogrades mired so relentlessly in Republican recession might take a break from wanking their withering wangs' wargasms long enough to comprehend the almost limitless damage they have wrought. Those superficially sadistic schmuckos need me, by way of enlightening their sick and sorry asses on a broad range of topics, to intelligently illuminate the IMPACT of their inhuman wars of inanity even on ignoramouses like themselves. They will not escape the hell that is to be paid, either. And just as they have been throughout the course of human events, their vile wars have served as the enabler par excellance of Tyranny.

I'm simply not able to stomach the cavalcade of cretinous crap from the credulous creeping-crud creators of destructive inequality anymore. Not without at least offering mild objections like those above, and those below: GUANTANAMO must be CLOSED, YESTERDAY!!! The Military Commissions Act must be repealed, the day before!!! As a proud member of the ACLU, I am forced to wonder what these fanatically flag-flying Fuckheads have against James Madison, our fine city's namesake and the "Father of the Constitution???" How did Thomas Jefferson, who penned those magnificent words extolling the virtues of "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness" ever end up on their shit-list??? Why do these altogether aberrated authoritarian assholes, on the Supreme Court and elsewhere, so despise those two affluent, aristocratic, slave-owning dead Virginians? Fervently fecund, ferociously fornicating founding fathers like them did at least enumerate SOME human rights for SOME people; I suppose THAT is the very reason Madison and Jefferson must now be disowned by the dismally dictatorial dickheads of doom. To them I SCREAM: Let's Restore Our Lost Liberties!!! What this country really needs are PRAGMATISTS, instead of "patriots," the latter creature so eminently worthy of Ben Franklin's loquacious loathing. For freedom's sake we must overturn the putrid "PATRIOT Act." It must be obvious after all these unctious, undulating utterances and asinine alliteration that it has been most disagreeable and stressful for me to attempt to educate them on these complicated matters in so charitable a fashion. I leave it to somebody else now, someone else less intrinsically inclined to mince words.

"There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people." - Howard Zinn