Flimsy Wagner:
"I'm not an actress, but I played one on T.V. So what's been making you sick? Thanks to clandestine subcutaneous implants, we know you have felt lousy for years. Well, RELTEPHLEN can help! Painstakingly developed over a period of ten long days by PSYCHOPHARM, RELTEPHLEN has been approved by the American Simian Society. Direct effects include vomiting, cirrhosis, shingles, fine motor tremors, credulity, leukemia, toe-jam and death. Posthumous effects include resuscitation, resurrection, and tautological phenomena. Ask your horse doctor if RELTEPHLEN is right for you. If he says 'no,' please report him so we can cancel the contract. Good Night, and Good Luck."
Anyone else seen this commercial on latenight T.V.?
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